Discussion

• Bookkeeper-At-Arms :

  Candidate #1: "He's trying to distract us with a Stupid Distraction, but here's a shinier Stupid Distraction to distract you from his Stupid Distraction!"

  Candidate #2: "My opponent is trying to distract you from the original Stupid Distraction, but fortunately I have a much larger Stupid Distraction to take your minds off of his Stupid Distraction!"

  Candidate #1: "Well, I'll just have to escalate with a Moronic Distraction!"

  Candidate #2: "Well, here's an Imbecilic Distraction!"

  Newsreader: "News Flash! The original Serious Issue has turned out to be a Stupid Distraction left over from an older campaign! Both candidates look like idiots! Any comments, gentlemen?"

  Candidates 1 & 2: "Look over there! A HUMONGOUS DISTRACTION!! WITH FRIES!!"

  Posted on August 28, 2008 7:58 AM

• Miss Havisham :

  And now we have the ressentiment of an Alaskan distraction! Britney and Paris were so much less dangerous.

  Posted on September 4, 2008 4:22 PM