April 9, 2008 2:54 PM

Has George Bush Ever Waited in Line Clutching his Shoes?

From January 20, 2009, will he have to suffer like the rest of us any time he wants to take a plane trip?

When booking a flight, does the cost of security fees, fuel surcharges, etc. etc. exceed that of your ticket, and does it make you feel confident about "winning the war on terror"?

What does the "9/11 Passenger Security Fee" actually pay for?

Does Osama bin Laden laugh his head off every time he hears this phrase and thank his lucky stars he doesn't travel much?

Given the Bush administration's actions over the past few years, are Americans justified in pointing the finger at any other nation?

Is there anyone out there to redress the balance? Well here's one question with an answer, Working Assets/CREDO is supporting groups like the Center for Constitutional Rights and the Center for National Security Studies. Both of these 2008 ballot groups work to preserve the interests of those affected by some of this government's more egregious policies.

So that brings us back to the first question. He'd better get some Velcro on those cowboy boots, and make sure he has hole-free socks. Come January 21, he'll be one of us.