November 5, 2007 9:18 AM

Putting Words in Cheney's Mouth

"What should we do next, Mister Cheney," asks a sheepish and subservient George W.

What should Cheney respond?

What he's really thinking:

"Invade Iran."

Revealing his darker side:

"Pray to an angry, judgmental god."

His more playful persona:

"How about a little two-step?"

Or what we wish he'd believe (as seen in the picture below, taken by a CREDO Wireless Motorola Q):

"Represent the People!"

Local lurkers in the Castro area of San Francisco had the chance to reveal Cheney's inner thoughts last night, as part of our mobile projection action. Celebrating the launch of CREDO and one-year until the election, we are sending around a specialized truck with a high-powered projector that is strong enough to turn the side of the Castro Theater into a Tom Tomorrow cartoon. And thanks to Tom, passersby can play along and text their own message in the VP's word bubble.

Hey, CREDO helps you say what you believe -- and now you can say what Deadeye Dick believes as well.

Two messages that got a particular rise out of the locals -- and probably reflect how Bush and Cheney feel about this neck of the woods -- we Dick shouting:

"Let's get ourselves the Hell out of Castro!"

and, very simply:

"Invade San Francisco."

Hey, if they invaded SF, at least they'd be forced to spend more money on our infrastructure here.

Check out more about what CREDO's up to -- and tell your SF friends too look out for the next projection event...